http://midi.teragonaudio.com/hardware/pc_intfc.htm Disclaimer

This circuit is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind either expressed or implied or tatooed in a place that only a few people have ever seen, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and the dubious assumption that the circuit has been created by a sane individual who would never do anything that may hurt you. The entire risk as to the results and performance of the circuit is assumed by you or someone who looks exactly like you. Jeff Glatt does not guarantee that the operation of this circuit will meet your requirements, especially if your requirements involve lots of latex and some docile, domesticated animal. Nor does Jeff Glatt warranty the circuit to be uninterruptable or error-free, although mercifully free of "Pompous Ass Copyright Holder" hassles. If you use said circuit, you can not say anything nasty about the author nor Jeff Glatt, even if the circuit inadvertently causes the erasure of your collection of X-rated GIFs of a conservative, overweight and overrated TV "personality" plooking himself vigorously with his royalty checks from some rancid paperback. Jeff Glatt is not responsible for any damages as a result of anything that he has done, or hasn't done, or was supposed to do but never got around to it, and furthermore, he doesn't even care so leave him alone, sewer mold. You may have more or less protections in certain states of the union, depending upon how far your local politician is willing to bend over for some bribe from a business lobbyist. Just remember that Jeff Glatt has no money, so don't bother suing him as a result of any damages caused by this circuit. Tell your greasy lawyer to go after Creative Labs, and make sure that you pick 12 really stupid pinheads for the jury. If swallowed, induce vomiting immediately by contemplating the performance of Sound Blaster MIDI.

Sound Blaster is a trademark of Creative Labs. They can have it.

Това трябва да е най-якия дисклеймър на света

https://goo.gl/maps/7cbAh4sQW7uGzpZr5
ЩО пикаш бе

Грешиш!

Според Путин при световна война всички загинали руснаци ще отидат в Рая. Като разбрали за това, в Рая сериозно се замислили за членство в НАТО.

ДА си оправи чистачките нали

Русские хотят мир. Ну, эсли можно весь Мир...

Така и не го разбрах този украински хумор

едит: то е ясно, че проблемът е аграрен. Украинците искат да заровят руснаците в земята, а руснаците не искат украинците да стъпват по земята им.
Ха-ха, много смешно...

Потъва кораб. Екипажът се спасява на един остров, обаче ги хващат канибали и се канят да ги ядат. Капитанът преговаря с тях:
- А бе, вие тук работите ли по 12 часа на ден?
- Не.
- А месечни сметки плащате ли - ток, вода, телефон, интернет?
- Не, ние дори не знаем какво е това!
- С политика занимавате ли се?
- Не, ние не знаем какво е това!
- Здравна каса имате ли?
- Не, ние не знаем какво е това!
- Ми тогава от какво сте озверели така, бе, хора?

Ваксиниран антиваксър, евроскептик със спестявания в евро и политик, отказал се от партийната субсидия, който си е купил къща с партийна субсидия, влизат в един бар...
Барманът:
- Какво ще желаете за пиене, г-н Костадинов?

Наздарове (специално за 'модераторите'):

Пияна работа https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gqNdCk53EOc